Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

iseelightattheendofthetunnel:

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

I died at hakuna your tatas

the-wonders-of-unreality:

If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out. 

realrosiedactyl:

This is the greatest thing that I have ever seen

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

"Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man."

T A G S:  got    badass women    game of thrones    queueueueueue  

febricant:

this is a modern cinematic masterpiece

I will cage fight dissenters

foxinu:

nsfwjynx:

the-pink-mist:

There was a split second there where his like, “wait, what? bro what are you doing?” 

On more serious note, PTSD dogs for veterans are so therapeutic. They’re like the one person you can spill your guts to and never worry about ever being judged or have that secret divulged. There are times when I definitely prefer the company of a dog over a human. 

Therapy animals save lives.

These dogs are even still so much more amazing. They check rooms before their handler enters, so they can clear it to help the person feel safe. Like in the gif, they are there when panic attacks or nightmares occur, to be something for the person to help ground themselves on, or yes just to turn on the lights. Even more amazing, many people are able to reduce their medication when they have a PTSD service dog there to help them. These dogs are useful for not just veterans, but also victims of abuse, accident trauma, natural disasters, and others. Their training allows them to be useful in situations where medical assistance is needed, as well. Some PTSD dogs are trained to recognize repetitive behaviours in handlers, and signal the handler to break the repetition and stopping the behaviour and possibly injury. 

Service dogs in general are just awesome. Remember to respect any that you see out in public. They are not there for you to walk up to and play with, even the puppies!

T A G S:  service dogs    ptsd  

The Portal Trailer

Tahmoh Penikett is playing an adorable and confused wizard and it’s all I could ask for

T A G S:  the portal    tahmoh penikett    erin karpluk  

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

throwsomeroses:

raybutts:

SO LIKE MINECRAFT EPISODE 100 CAME OUT EARLY AND I CAN NOT BREATHE RIGHT NOW

OH MY GOD!!!

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(gif via fuckyeah-rt)

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