- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
- give that chest a rest
- hakuna your tatas
don’t have a rack attack
I died at hakuna your tatas
If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out.
if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
"Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man."
this is a modern cinematic masterpiece
I will cage fight dissenters
There was a split second there where his like, “wait, what? bro what are you doing?”
On more serious note, PTSD dogs for veterans are so therapeutic. They’re like the one person you can spill your guts to and never worry about ever being judged or have that secret divulged. There are times when I definitely prefer the company of a dog over a human.
Therapy animals save lives.
These dogs are even still so much more amazing. They check rooms before their handler enters, so they can clear it to help the person feel safe. Like in the gif, they are there when panic attacks or nightmares occur, to be something for the person to help ground themselves on, or yes just to turn on the lights. Even more amazing, many people are able to reduce their medication when they have a PTSD service dog there to help them. These dogs are useful for not just veterans, but also victims of abuse, accident trauma, natural disasters, and others. Their training allows them to be useful in situations where medical assistance is needed, as well. Some PTSD dogs are trained to recognize repetitive behaviours in handlers, and signal the handler to break the repetition and stopping the behaviour and possibly injury.
Service dogs in general are just awesome. Remember to respect any that you see out in public. They are not there for you to walk up to and play with, even the puppies!
Tahmoh Penikett is playing an adorable and confused wizard and it’s all I could ask for
me dad’s a muggle
mam’s a witch
OH MY GOD!!!
(gif via fuckyeah-rt)